Dirty Old Man Conyers hospitalized

DETROIT (WJBK) – Congressman John Conyers is in the hospital, according to family friend and Detroit political consultant Sam Riddle.

Riddle came to Conyers’s home in Detroit just before 9 a.m. Thursday to tell the media Conyers was in the hospital.

Riddle says Conyers is “resting comfortably with Monica by his side.” He didn’t go into further detail as to why he’s in the hospital, but did say that it was stress-related.

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14 Responses to Dirty Old Man Conyers hospitalized

  1. JVossos says:

    These uppity negroes do NOT like being held accountable for their monkey-brain behavior …

  2. que? luis says:

    How convenient now with allegations of sexual harassment, what’s he hoping for? a “Feel sorry for poor me moment” and since “I’m ill no one will come after me”?
    The article dose not mention why he’s in the hospital.
    Fuck him

    • crazyeighter says:

      Whatever it is, (if it’s anything at all) I hope it hurts like a motherfucker and results in both kinds of incontinence.

  3. Elmo says:

    Oh, and his lovely wife Monica is by his side!

    From the Detroit Free Press-
    “The couple tied the knot in a 1990 ceremony when Monica Conyers was 25 and John Conyers was 61. The couple has two sons. She was born in River Rouge in October 1964, the same year that Conyers was first elected to Congress.”

    Apparently John has a ‘thing’ for younger wimmens.

    • Heathen says:

      Wikpedia: Monica Conyers

      “On June 16, 2009, it was announced that Conyers had been linked to an ongoing corruption investigation in Detroit, involving alleged bribes offered by Synagro Technologies. Originally, case documents had referred only to “Council Member A” receiving bribes totaling more than $6,000 to influence passage of a contract with the city, but on June 16 the United States Attorney’s Office confirmed that two Synagro representatives had named Conyers as the recipient.

      Conyers was given a pre-indictment letter and offered a plea deal in the case. On June 26, 2009, Conyers was charged with conspiring to commit bribery and pleaded guilty.

      “Monica Conyers served just over 27 months of her 37-month sentence, at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp in West Virginia for her conviction in the bribery scandal. She was released on December 21, 2012 to a residential re-entry program in the Detroit area and was released to home confinement in the Detroit area on January 25, 2013. Federal Bureau of Prisons spokesman Ed Ross said Conyers earned 108 days of credit for good behavior and was released from federal custody officially on May 16, 2013…”

  4. Sedition says:

    Grabbing white nurses’ asses no doubt…

  5. LFMayor says:

    Monica Lewinsky?

  6. bogsidebunny says:

    Reported: Conyers (age 88) felt “light headed”. The whole thing’s a scam to elicit his voters sympathy and detract the public from the fact he was groping babes every chance he could. He’ll resign for health reasons and the sex stuff will go away.

  7. Paraclete says:

    So he’s receivinging comfort from monica lewinski ???

  8. Bob M says:

    May he leave in a well-deserved pine box.

  9. Roger says:

    With his senile dementia, he probably doesn’t know where he is or why he’s there.

  10. Jason in KT says:

    No, no, no–you’re supposed to go to “sex rehab” for a week in Europe. Amateur.

  11. Gordon says:

    Monica is staying by his side so when he does croak she gets the piggy bank.

  12. Steve says:

    So Nancy Pelosi is calling for him to retire, get fired, what ever they do to bad boy congress critters.
    HM, why this old geezer and not young Franken? Has the old geezer lost his usefullness to the demoncrats? Does Franken still hold some collateral that can be sucked out by the vampires of the demoncrat persuasion?


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