And in Florida news this morning…..

Florida cops responding to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a “large dildo” that he swung at officers before being taken into custody.

Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land, sheriff’s deputies earlier this month encountered Donald Hornback, 71, snoozing on the complainant’s property in Indiantown, a village outside Port St. Lucie.
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4 Responses to And in Florida news this morning…..

  1. formwiz says:

    Sounds like Frank Drebin.

  2. Doonhamer says:

    Was it blue with a certain 3 symbol logo on it?

  3. bogsidebunny says:

    I had a babe come at me with one of those bad boys. Fortunately, the batteries were dead.

  4. Queso ! luis says:

    It wasn’t me, I was no where near Port St. Lucie that day.

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