Blowing Chunks

Three old buddies commiserate the day after getting together for the first time in many years to do a post mortem on the previous evenings bender.

The first guy says, “I can’t believe what I did when I got home last night. I was so drunk that I blew chunks.”

The second guy says, “That’s nothing. When I got home last night, I was so drunk that I drove the car through the back of the garage and down into the back yard. My wife was so mad that she told me that this is the final straw and that she’s going to divorce me.”

The third guy, looking really worried said, “Those are minor problems. On the drive home last night, I ran the Chief of Police off the road and into a ditch. He’s in the hospital in serious condition. My lawyer told me that I’m not only going to lose my license, but I’ll probably have to due time in prison, and my wife has already left.”

The first guy said, “You guys don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.”

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5 Responses to Blowing Chunks

  1. Leigh says:

    I usually get yelled at for telling that joke……

    Whitehall, NY

  2. Unclezip says:

    That just ain’t right.

    Except maybe for Chunks.

  3. Elmo says:

    Two guys are walking down the street when they come upon a dog curled up on the sidewalk licking his balls. One guy says “Gee, I wish I could do that,” to which the other replies “I don’t know. He looks pretty mean.”.

  4. Djamer says:

    What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow?

    You guys are all still here?

Play nice.