Every girl needs her Knight in shining armor

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11 Responses to Every girl needs her Knight in shining armor

  1. Padawan says:

    That’s why I keep Warhorse around. ;-)

  2. Frankie says:

    How about a quickie,damsel?

  3. Steve says:

    Cutie

  4. California southpaw says:

    “May I have your numerals, M’lady?”

  5. Andrew says:

    From personal experience, armor gets the panties wet. Unfortunately, lots of lefty bat-shit crazy ladies really like a guy in armor. Almost the more ultra-feminist they purport to be, the crazier they go for a steel-clad gent.

    Except…

    The padded gambeson (the big stuffed jacket he’s wearing) is almost impossible to clean, and tends to get permanently soaked in testosterone and male sweat to the point it could almost knock out the young lady sitting next to Sir Dude, in not a nice way.

    The Russians are big on full contact medieval recreation, by the way.

  6. Tsquared says:

    Apparently most people don’t know about the removable cod piece.

    • Andrew says:

      An often overlooked, but very critical piece of armor.

      Getting your jimmy smashed or crushed kinda takes the wind out of your sails.

      And, don’t buy cheap ball armor. Trust me on this. I learned the hard way. The strike hurt. Having to separate the broken cup where it was pinching the shit out of Mr. Happy? Fuuuuuuuuuucking HURT!

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