For all my Jewish readers

-WiscoDave

There’s the difference between Jews and muslims. Jews will laugh when I make fun of their holidays, muslims will issue a fatwa against me.

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12 Responses to For all my Jewish readers

  1. TW says:

    Very true. Nobody tells better Jew jokes than a Jew.
    btw, as a kid, I asked my Dad to borrow 5 dollars. HE says, 4 dollars, what do you need 3 dollars for?

  2. One of the many Bills says:

    My son in law is Jewish. I love him to death but I feel bad for him cause he won’t eat bacon or ribs. He’s got some great jokes too.

  3. AmericanBTGoG says:

    When I was a kid I was very proud that I had saved a quarter by riding the rear bumper of the local bus. I told my dad, and he smacked me. “Next time, ride the bumper of a cab, save a dollar.”

  4. The DA says:

    Even black guys doing Jewish guys are funny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h1tEZ3kFM

    Then there’s the best (and only) Hebrew Holiday Comedy Action movie, ever.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6WAzstGmA

    “Shaft” and “A Hannukah Story”, rolled into one.

    Mazeltov.

  5. NewVegasBadger says:

    Yeah, some folks will still bitch, whine and complain even if you hung them with a new rope!

  6. Brad_in_IL says:

    Jewish regular reader here. Thanks for the holiday laugh. Here’s another laugh …

    What’s a Jewish mother’s greatest dilemma?

    She has a gay son who’s dating a doctor.

  7. crazyeighter says:

    Jews don’t come knocking on your door trying to get you to come to church with them.

  8. Andrew says:

    Funniest guy I ever knew was a full-out Hassid, curls, big-assed shoulder-padded jackets, the whole thing.

    Listening to him mumble under his breath about every one around him, especially his family, was a pants-pissing experience. And to make matters worse, his little ‘old country’ grandma would actually chase him around with a big assed wooden spoon for making fun of him, not being a good boy (meaning being a rabbi and married with lots of kids, at the age of 20.)

    And, yeah, he was a wizard with jewelry tools, and could assess finger-rocks by being near them within 5′. Fucking wizard.

    Went off to Israel to fuck with the towelheads. He’s now a rabbi and has a pack of kids.

    Lachaim, baby.

  9. davidhuntpe says:

    Speaking of Jews and guns, this is interesting.

    A Very Personal Opposition to Gun Control
    http://redpilljew.blogspot.com/2018/02/a-very-personal-opposition-to-gun.html

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