Me at every party I’ve ever been to

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10 Responses to Me at every party I’ve ever been to

  1. M. Sage says:

    Ahh, the Onion.

  2. Stevie says:

    Yup, me too dude, but more like…man at first tries to enter conversation until he hears what they are saying and realizes he would just piss them off if he earnestly commented on the chatter ..kind of situation bro…

    • Wirecutter says:

      Yup, yup. If your first comment is going to be “Are you fucking stupid or what?” in a political conversation, it may be time to walk away.

    • Sarthurk says:

      Stevie, Another one’s comments. So anyway, Yeah, so many times, I’ve wanted to say something, and couldn’t get in a comment edgewise, and just walked away. They can’t shut up long enough for me to make a relevant comment, no need to be there, See Ya.

      Christmas will be interesting.


  3. Dave Seng says:

    That’s pretty funny. I used to be that guy too. I learned to just go find the dog(s) and hang out with them. Much better company most of the time.

  4. Mals says:

    I hate parties. I have always hated parties.I just don’t go to them anymore. Too old for this bullshit.

  5. nonncom says:

    What’s the old saying never try to teach a pig to sing… frustrates you and pisses off the pig….the look on his face says maybe I don’t want to interject….

  6. Robert says:

    Had our first company xmas party two hours ago. And I did indeed talk to the dog more than the people. The dog listened pretty good too, as long as I had a plate of food.

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