And in Florida news this morning…..

VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man is in jail accused of beating his girlfriend who has no arms or legs.

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6 Responses to And in Florida news this morning…..

  1. Exile1981 says:


  2. hiholuis! says:

    Florida #1
    probably didn’t make him a sandwich .

  3. Andrew says:

    What do you call a woman with no arms and legs?

    Doesn’t matter. She can’t fix you a sammich and beer anyways.


  4. Deb says:

    You know when something strikes you funny and you can’t stop laughing? This story caused that moment. It was more than a moment. I read it at lunch at work. Had to read it to my new coworker. Took 20 frigging minutes before we could stop laughing and finish lunch. Read it to another coworker who came into the lunch room late. He was horrified at the story, more horrified that we found it funny. Some people have no sense of humor. Guess who my new best work-sister is.

    • Wirecutter says:

      You’re twisted, Deb, truly twisted.

      “Mrs Jones, can Johnny come out to play baseball?”
      “Now boys, you know Johnny has no arms and legs.”
      “Yes ma’am, but somebody stole our home plate last night and we need a new one.”

  5. C.R. says:

    o k here are a few … what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch ?… Phil . , what do you call a guy with no arms & legs water skiing? .. Skip ! what do you call a guy with no arms & legs jammed into your mail box?..Bill What do you call a guy with no arms & legs nailed to your wall ? Art , ahead of your door ? Matt , in a hot tub ? , Stew, how a bout two guys with no arms & legs hanging up by a window ? Curt & Rod .

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