That would be like throwing a banana in a barn

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

Daniel Bennett, 18, of Irvington, is awaiting trial after he allegedly told Mobile County Sheriff’s Office investigators he attempted to molest a horse, reported.
-Jeffery from Alabama


Me and Jeffery’s been trying to figure out how to tag this as being from Florida but the best we can come up with is the guy must be a Florida transplant.

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5 Responses to That would be like throwing a banana in a barn

  1. One of the many Bill's says:

    Maybe his mom or dad has Florida genes

  2. DixieDennis says:

    You and Jeff probably aren’t far off, they call the Florida panhandle Southern Alabama.

  3. JB says:

    Irvington is in what’s known as ‘LA’: Lower Alabama. It’s on the west side of Mobile Bay near Bayou La Batre, so technically Western LA. But the key here is ‘LA’.

    That’s a whole ‘nuther cuntry down they-ah.

  4. Westcoaster says:

    C’mon guys, he was just “horsin’ around”!

  5. Antibubba says:

    That farmer should be grateful–doesn’t he realize how expensive stud fees are?

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