That would be like throwing a banana in a barn

An Alabama man has been accused of repeatedly sexually molesting a horse after its owner believes she found evidence of his crimes left behind in a barn stall.

Daniel Bennett, 18, of Irvington, is awaiting trial after he allegedly told Mobile County Sheriff’s Office investigators he attempted to molest a horse, AL.com reported.
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-Jeffery from Alabama

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Me and Jeffery’s been trying to figure out how to tag this as being from Florida but the best we can come up with is the guy must be a Florida transplant.

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5 Responses to That would be like throwing a banana in a barn

  1. One of the many Bill's says:

    Maybe his mom or dad has Florida genes

  2. DixieDennis says:

    You and Jeff probably aren’t far off, they call the Florida panhandle Southern Alabama.

  3. JB says:

    Irvington is in what’s known as ‘LA’: Lower Alabama. It’s on the west side of Mobile Bay near Bayou La Batre, so technically Western LA. But the key here is ‘LA’.

    That’s a whole ‘nuther cuntry down they-ah.

  4. Westcoaster says:

    C’mon guys, he was just “horsin’ around”!

  5. Antibubba says:

    That farmer should be grateful–doesn’t he realize how expensive stud fees are?

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