The Barbershop

Donald Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop. Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse all day.”
The second barber turned to Trump and said, “How about you sir?” Trump replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

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12 Responses to The Barbershop

  1. tres funny!!

  2. p.s. don’t think obama knows, either.
    unless his mother worked in one when he was a kid.

  3. Nemo says:

    Good one! I’m going to repeat this to my magic negro loving/Trump hating family?

    • Andrew says:

      Please keep us updated as to the levels of panty twisting hysteria it causes. Please?

  4. northernvas says:

    As Monty Burns would say, “Excellent!”

  5. Trib says:

    Good one.

  6. Brad says:

    is that true?

  7. Mad Jack says:


    Man, that’s hot! Thanks for the laugh.

  8. czechsix says:

    Heheh. I’m using that one.

  9. Hoss says:

    Great! A happy new year wirecutter, to you and your lovely bride.

  10. Dave says:

    Good to go!

  11. Westcoaster says:


Play nice.