This is why we can’t have nice things

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39 Responses to This is why we can’t have nice things

  1. Joel says:

    Nothing a few ounces of pepper spray and a maglight wouldn’t break up

  2. Ragnar says:

    Low IQ pavement apes – but I repeat myself.

  3. Exile1981 says:

    Sounds like two troops of monkeys battling it out over territory.

  4. H says:

    As Ol Remus always says, “stay away from crowds”

  5. Ace Frehley says:

    Chuckle. Should I be ashamed for being so amused?

  6. Emily Summer says:

    Tribe of monkeys.

  7. orlin sellers says:

    Just the usual monkey business.

  8. SgtBob says:

    Looks like everybody not fighting was videoing. Me, I’m backing up until I get a clear field of fire. Or I have to make one. Either way.

  9. Phil B says:

    Meh! Not impressed. As chimpouts go, that would only score a 4.5, a 4.7 at most.

    Now if a few of the pavement apes were running away with handfuls of dreadlocks then that might score a 6.0 or higher.

  10. Okie Joe says:

    I used to work at a movie theatre with that same carpet. It was in an area with events such as this, really makes me wonder where the video was shot.

  11. bob says:

    Where is Tarzan when you need him.

  12. Phil says:

    I love a good Chimp Out.
    Fuckin’ animals beatin’ the shit out of each other over a pair of sneakers always puts my life into perspective.

  13. Altlander says:

    Truly much more noble and dignified than Huwhites, superior in every way, must be a fight over the causes of global warming, or rain forest deforestation.

  14. hbbill says:

    Aside from the fight did anyone take notice of the blood dance the spectators were engaged in….each trying to capture the moment on their phone cameras? Have we gone so far down the path of the Roman Empire that we are now seeking out bread and circuses? IMHO we are well past that point.

    I submit to you that if we were to put fight to the death bouts or even executions on pay per view we would have no end of those willing to pony up for the experience.

    BTW, I would have to call the USA as it exists today an empire, not a country. A country is defined by borders, common culture and language. We currently have none of that despite what many may wish. For far too long the liberals in this country have been feeding the populace a steady diet of magical thinking, unicorn farts and rainbows.

  15. B says:

    Oddly, you never see this sort of shit at an NRA convention…

  16. thinkingman says:

    This is why DVDs and Blu-Ray discs are so popular.

  17. Devil Tongue says:

    Like my Paw always said “You can take monkey out of the jungle but you will NEVER take the jungle out of the monkey”

  18. nwoldude says:

    Where Africans are, Africa is!

  19. Mad Jack says:

    The Detroit Pistons must have won one.

    • susan says:

      …or lost one.
      …or somebody killed a cop.
      …or somebody didn’t kill a cop.
      …or somebody got dissed.
      …or somebody di-int get dissed.
      …or the sky was blue.
      …or a white person was spotted in a 2,000 ft. radius.
      …or, or, or freakin’ on and on and on.

  20. kydrty1 says:

    Chain lock the exits and let em have at it,48 hrs check for possible survivors.

  21. Cyrano de Burgerac says:

    Good thing this wasn’t shown in Smell-O-Vision.
    Can. You. Imagine. The. Absolute. Stench?!?!?!
    VURP!!!!!! (vomit burp)

  22. Trib says:

    Hope the these Negro Bitch fights continue being there not much on TV anymore. Funny how the bitches were punching with one paw and filming with the other. Better than WTW.

  23. Edward Teach says:

    You can take the Bunny out of the Jungle…

  24. cj says:

    And I suppose that somehow, as a white make, this is my fault?

  25. California southpaw says:

    I will gladly take my chances with four legged animals any time day or night as opposed to napa’s.

    • meramec riverrat says:

      Meh…suburban junior chimpout…I live near St. Louis and if that were here a bunch of rounds would have popped off and the whole crowd would have dispersed in a nanosecond….they scatter like roaches when the real shit breaks out…..round here this is damn near everyday occurrence. Immigrants from shithole countries

  26. Djamer says:

    Remember learning about those ships they were going to build them, so that they could go back to the jungle.

    Also, I want to claim and receive reparations for their complete white cultural appropriation, especially wearing clothes, etc. . . Put your damn paint, animal skins and bark clothes back on and get the fuck outta here!

  27. brad says:

    Somebody must’ve dropped a banana.

  28. Avoid the ‘groid.

  29. Jeffery in Alabama says:

    You can’t have shit nice anymore.
    Shitholers, I swear.

  30. BUBBA says:

    The meanest monkey in the jungle.

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