It’s only 4 days into 2018 and it turns out I’m a serious racist this year. A couple of days ago I found out that my opposition to bloated federal spending is based on my racial animosity and now I learn that thinking it’s wrong for a member of Congress to promote a terrorist organization doubles my racism. Hopefully I can get into one of those liberal workshops that help white people check their privilege before the Southern Poverty Law Center puts me on their list a hate extremists.
Yesterday I brought you the story of Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison endorsing the leftist terrorist group know as Antifa. I thought I was pointing out some deep hypocrisy considering the Muslim lawmaker always cries foul when his religion is linked to terrorism and here he is actively promoting terrorists. Thanks to Newsweek however, I now know that I was just being an Islamophobic racist bastard.