PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – A prominent Pittsburgh attorney has been charged with dozens of counts of sexually abusing his dog.

According to a police report, witnesses say they heard Ivan DeVoren engaging in sexual activities with his dog, Snoopy, on several different occasions.

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8 Responses to “COME BACK, FIFI!!! NO, FIFI – DON’T RUN!!!”

  1. Rmb says:

    Wonder if he cleaned up using his Terrible Towel?

  2. POd American says:

    That charge will never stick…how can you possibly charge someone whose is licensed by the bar the legally screw everything and everybody he sees??

  3. Trish says:

    Well, at least we know he is not a mooselimb. :)

  4. SCPO USN Ret. says:

    He’ll never be charged as he is a “Prominent Democrat Pittsburgh Lawyer.”

  5. SCPO USN Ret. says:

    A phonetic spelling of Muslim. Taken from the way English-speaking Arabs pronounce “Muslim”, “Mooselimb

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