It’s Pat!

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6 Responses to It’s Pat!

  1. Aggie says:

    Dude…..Elvis has really let himself go.

  2. Aesop says:

    So what you’re saying is, Elvis isn’t still alive, and he didn’t eat Rosie O’Donnell while on the train from Vegas.

  3. Geoff R says:

    Whatever that is on, I hope I don’t have any.Some bitch spiked his burger.

  4. R Brown says:

    Fat Elvis LIVES!

  5. Unclezip says:

    Someone should find its Mom and slap the hell out of her.

  6. Mike_C says:

    It’s Type II diabetes complicated by peripheral neuropathy and retinopathy. And hypertension. And sky-high triglycerides, low HDL-cholesterol and the other components of metabolic syndrome. And adverse cardiac remodeling leading to impaired myocardial function secondary to the HTN and MetSyn; and oh, not to mention the virtually certain diagnosis of sleep apnea. And knees that are cartilage-free bone-on-bone. Plus a permanent yeast infection under the belly/groin pannus. Oh, and just to top things off, excess estrogen secondary to all the peripheral aromatase in the fat.

    But other than that, Fat Elvis is good to go.

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