Oh, those feminine wiles…..

Chish

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37 Responses to Oh, those feminine wiles…..

  1. MR says:

    That’s a woman? Looks like a dude for sure

  2. pdwalker says:

    Sounds like a keeper!

  3. Daryl says:

    Turning on the lights would do it too.

  4. Paraclete says:

    All the characteristics of a true skunk….

  5. HH says:

    A polite request would probably work nicer, but maybe the guys around her are also liberals so they would get upset and ignore her for “polluting mother earth with her ozone layer gasses”. Me, I eat spicy chili and sometimes fart bad enough to “peel paint” according to my wife and friends. I would ignore her farting, but her looks would bother me to no end.

  6. Kevin says:

    That’s a female?

  7. Grumbleduke says:

    this “lady” has never been around men much.
    “Men” making advances on “her”, they probably like the smell. Probably!
    Let’s start a fart contest, bitch! Your armpit sweat is bothering my nose? Here’s a fart for you!

  8. 9Booger says:

    he is pretty ugly

  9. bogsidebunny says:

    I bet she don’t fart when her husband Gloria is munching on her stubble carpet.

  10. fjord says:

    If anyone is touching you it certainly cant be voluntary.

  11. al says:

    Yes I would say if your face didn’t do it then one of your road kill cow farts should do the trick! I’ve got on good authority that you can consistly knock maggots off a gut pile at 20 feet, not sure what you eat to give you that super power but it should be banned as a weapon of mass disgust! Don’t have many friends do ya?

  12. Rebar says:

    I think her appearance is repulsive enough to keep men away from her. That is one butt ugly beast. No doubt many men would mistake her for a very homely dude.

  13. Chet says:

    Uh, yeah. Got it. If I were fucking you I would shit to show my appreciation.

  14. Sanders says:

    More than one can play the fart game. She just hasn’t run into a fart master, yet.

    • Padawan says:

      I can clear a room without even trying. Works wonderfully well when I want my roommates to leave me alone.

      • Exile1981 says:

        You must have similar digestion to my baby sister. At her high school grad they told a bunch of stories about growing up together. Five of those stories involve my sis farting and the horrible smell. Teacher told kids to flip over exams and go into the hall till the smell cleared.

  15. Glider Rider says:

    I’d keep my distance from that manly looking thing in the first place.

  16. WiscoDave says:

    A dirty, drunk bum is behind a woman at the checkout counter in a grocery store. He watches her unload her cart onto the conveyer belt. Some lettuce, a box of tissues, Ice Cream, salad dressing, some deli lunchmeat, a gallon of milk, a box of tampons and some tuna fish. 

    The Bum says, “You’re single, aren’t you?” 

    The lady scans all her items and looks at the bum and says, “Why yes, I am. How did you know?” 

    And the bum answers, “Because you’re ugly.”

  17. NewVegasBadger says:

    Question: What does a feminist use for birth control?
    Answer: Her/its’ personality.

    A future bat shit crazy cat lady in the making.

  18. loaded4bear says:

    But, but, but GLOBAL WARMING!

    lol

  19. Just a Chemist says:

    Methane is a greenhouse gas many times worse than CO2, which is also being emitted from that sow’s ass. Cripes!

  20. CC says:

    Someone needs to explain to her how reverse psychology often backfires….

  21. Trib says:

    I just fart.

  22. Padawan says:

    I can picture Warhorse (who has no sense of smell) behind this…thing in the grocery store. Its fartin’ up a storm and getting more and more pissed off as as he stands there laughing his ass of at it.

    • warhorse says:

      when I was in the navy, my roommate in the barracks actually farted himself out of the shower. I could hear the water running, and I hear him rip one, and then “OH MY GOD!” and he comes running out naked, soaking wet, covered in soap, gagging like he’s about to puke. I asked him “dude, did you swallow some soap or something?” “no I just fucking gassed myself out of the bathroom..DON’T GO IN THERE!”

      another story..when I was little he used to take me with him grocery shopping..a place called Kealey Farms in salem,NH (it’s no longer there). he used to drop a bomb at the end of an aisle, then go around the corner and laugh his ass off at everyone who walked through that cloud of death.

      this is the same store that, at 4 years old, I put him right on his knees. I was in one of those “fighting moods” and an outstretched solid punch was exactly at the right height to hit him right in the balls. I couldn’t understand why he was now at my level and crying. he wasn’t mad..it’s not like I did it on purpose…but he made sure I was out of range after that.

  23. Sanders says:

    A good, tactical fart ability is a must for crowded gun shows – if you want any chance of looking at the cool stuff.

  24. susan says:

    I really get the feeling that her farting would be redundant.

  25. Miles Long says:

    Dont start a war you cant finish, cupcake. The simple act of bringing this… thing… to its knees with rank flatulence would be entertaining. I guess this would be another example of male superiority as well.

  26. Ray says:

    She lives in a world so filled with fear and man hate that she has never had a relationship with anything not made of silicon rubber. Pity. She could have bought a dog or pony and made money making kink videos. Instead she went to university and will spend her life with cats, and on welfare. Sad. Fat ,ugly, short, perverted, and stupid are a sad way to go through life.

  27. Jed-clamp-it says:

    Looks like she has a large fart brewing in her neck or second chin-whatever that mass is.

  28. singlestack says:

    I don’t think farting at will to repel men is a talent she needs to use much. She had too many other arrows in her quiver.

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