So what do they taste like?

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13 Responses to So what do they taste like?

  1. Bad_Brad says:

    Chicken.

  2. DW says:

    Manatee.

  3. Rowland says:

    Well….I have a friend that was given one while she was living in Equatorial Guinea. It was handed to her in a burlap sack and told she should have it for dinner. Being nocturnal it slept the entire car ride home and rested on the counter…..until night fall….where it came awake and ran around the house. She caught it and butchered it and had it the next day. Tasted like very chewy chicken.

  4. Milo Mindbender says:

    Spotted Owl

  5. willy says:

    Pistachios that bite…

  6. Dapandico says:

    Red snapper

  7. warhorse says:

    they have scales, so the chinese somehow connect them with dragons even though they’re mammals.

    as usual, spread a rumor that something will boost the male sexdrive if you eat it and the chinese will make whatever it is an endangered species in sort order.

    • Mike_C says:

      Huh. That makes sense (for values of “sense”) about the scales. The Asian arowana (fish) is going extinct for the same reason.

      Rumors eh? So let’s cogitate about this one. Which group of H. sapiens is rumored to have the largest male genitalia, and supposedly the highest sex drive? Which continent are the Chicoms colonizing? It’s well known that Chinese will eat ANYTHING*. Many cultures believe that eating your enemy grants you the attributes of your enemy…. Maybe all the rare-earth and other metals extraction is merely an elaborate cover for what the Chinese are really harvesting. Hmmmm.

      *Chinese saying: if it has four legs and a chinaman doesn’t eat it then it must be a table. If it has wings and a chinaman won’t eat it it’s gotta be an airplane.

  8. Sooty Bob says:

    Armadillo

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