I’ve been that fucked up before

Even though Hillary Clinton had help going down a set of stairs in India today, she still nearly fell down.

While visiting Jahaz Mahal in Dhar’s Mandu, Clinton was attempting to descend about 15 stairs.

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20 Responses to I’ve been that fucked up before

  1. Skipperdaddy says:

    Her balance was off from eating too many street children.

  2. Bobo the Hobo says:

    Level of Difficultly: 2

    Style: 6 (the almost split ramped up her performance)

    Providing the internet with endless memes: Priceless

  3. anonymous says:

    . . . missed it by that much . . . :^) Stairs and older people (I’m getting close to qualifying) don’t mix well.

  4. thos317 says:

    And they ridiculed Gerald Ford.

  5. Nemo says:

    But hey, she’s perfectly healthy. She says so herself.

  6. bogsidebunny says:

    I saw I laughed. Too bad they didn’t let her go all the way down and pollute the Ganges at the bottom of the steps.

  7. formwiz says:

    Old stone steps like that are almost always worn unevenly and treacherously smooth. Add to that it sounds like it was raining there, so Frau Blofeld would have had a tough time of it.

    That said, if she doesn’t die of a pickled liver, she’ll probably go taking a flyer off a missed step.

  8. Unclezip says:

    Chardonnay is a bitch.

  9. Al says:

    Hoofs don’t work well on smooth hard surfaces!

  10. Karma

    She IS in India!

  11. Anonymous White Male says:

    Speaking of India, wasn’t Trudeau just there and made a fool of himself? Why have two major Western libtards traveled to India recently? Can’t they get good Tandoori Chicken where they live?

    • Sanders says:

      You can dang sure take it to the bank they didn’t go to there because they wanted a nice vacation spot.

      The liberal commies have something cooking with India.

      • rick says:

        India is ready to explode unto the national scene. The feel good leftists are propelling India right along – obviously it is their white guilt. Recently there have been several Indians who have been awarded international prizes and recognition on the world stage. NGOs are flocking to India like never before.

        You bet the commie left wants a piece of that. The she beast has Haiti on her CV and will soon [try to] add India.

  12. Westcoastdeplorable says:

    Walks like a drunkard. Too bad she didn’t do a face plant!
    BTW what ever happened to “Lock Her Up”?

  13. Kenny the Scot says:

    Couldn’t she just have powered on through??

  14. Bigg Ale says:

    I truly hope, with all of my being, that she strokes out…….it doesn’t kill her, but paralyzes her so she cannot talk, walk, eat, or move. Just breathe. That and be fed through a tube. For the rest of her days, just lying there shitting and pissing into diapers while some nurses aide who hates her guts has Fox News on her TV 24/7. Fuck her.

    • crazyeighter says:

      The only thing wrong with your wish is that no nurse’s aide deserves that.

      I’d be happy just to see Hillary stroke out and go room temperature on live coast-to-coast TV. Something like that might bring Old Oscar back to life one last time…

  15. Gator says:

    Im guessing her handler there won’t fare to well after failing the red queen like that. Tomorrow’s headline, today “Long time Clinton body guard found dead in India, in what authorities are ruling a tragic suicide. Shot himself in the back of the head 7 times with a nailgun, then dove off a bridge”

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