New California declares ‘independence’

The founders of New California took an early step toward statehood Monday with the reading of their own Declaration of Independence from California, a state they describe as “ungovernable.”

Their solution: Take over most of current-day California — including many rural counties — and leave the coastal urban areas to themselves.
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9 Responses to New California declares ‘independence’

  1. Burgess Schnitzius says:

    Damn, I’ll still be in Tacostan but the border will be just a couple miles away now. Maybe a Cabela’s will go in at Sonoma.

  2. Aesop says:


    Derp. It’s not just for breakfast any more.

    I wish ’em a lotta luck the first time they miss a property tax payment.

  3. soapweed says:

    From the article……”We have to demonstrate that we can govern ourselves before we are allowed to govern.” Geez boy what do you need—training wheels? What an effin bedwetter. I neeedz permission! Suck it up and grab it by the pu$$Y. Let your danglies be free, my man.

  4. wildbill says:

    What’s not to like?

  5. crazyeighter says:

    Flounder said it best:

    Go big on popcorn futures.

  6. Bad_Brad says:

    Trumps visit here yesterday really seemed to fire up the conservatives. Lot’s of pissed off people. I’m sure it will all die down again in a couple minutes. I imagine these are a lot of the conservatives in this state that no longer VOTE. Frustrating as hell.

  7. JustJJ says:

    Well, more power to ’em.

  8. Noah Bawdy says:

    San Jose should stay in old California. It’s no different from San Francisco.

  9. Djamer says:

    Will Trump let them extend the wall along that entire new north/south border? Otherwise, they are still f*&ked as hell. . .

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