Calling Timothy Treadwell…..

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11 Responses to Calling Timothy Treadwell…..

  1. Elmo says:

    Take only pictures, leave only footprints. And human remains.

  2. Grog says:


  3. James N Q8 says:

    What’s that beast in the distance?
    Looks like an elephant !!!

  4. loaded4bear says:

    And 4 oblivious picnickers in the foreground, without a rifle in sight.

  5. WiscoDave says:

    “If you go down in the woods today
    You’re sure of a big surprise
    If you go down in the woods today
    You’d better go in disguise!
    For every bear that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain
    Because today’s the day the
    Teddy Bears have their picnic”

  6. Russians, man. They’ve probably had enough vodka not to worry about the polar bear.

  7. Burgess Schnitzius says:

    Either of the Russian women is a fair match for one polar bear.

  8. Daniel K Day says:

    And just how many seconds would it take that bear to cover that distance, if he decided he was hungry for some long pig?

    • Elmo says:

      About the same amount of time it takes to take a good, long swig on that bottle of Stupid.

    • Bacon says:

      Polar bears run slightly slower than other bears, maximum charging speed over short distances is about 25 mph. That’s 12.2 yards per second. So (depending on how you estimate the distance), about six seconds.

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