Gotta have the proper tools for the job

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13 Responses to Gotta have the proper tools for the job

  1. olds-mo-williams says:

    ah, wheres the phillips?

  2. Murkan Mike says:

    Definately a German picture. The reason I know this… several reasons.
    1 – The cheap ass wrenchhes didn’t originate in China like the shit you americans buy, they originated in India, and are sold by the cheap discount store Aldi.
    2- The number 1, has a beginning tail that makes it look like an arrowhead to you Americans, only the germans do this.
    3 – there is no 11mm wrench, which would never appear in a German machine.
    4 – the decimal point after the 0,33 wrench is a comma, not a period, and in Germany, this is normal.
    5 – in Germany the opener for a beer bottle is commonly called the 0,33 wrench, which is like how you Americans call it a ” Church Key”.
    6 – And lastly, but not leastly, in America, your beer comes in either a metallic tasting can, or a twist off top bottle, thereby rendering the all important 0,33 wrench unnecessary.

  3. MikeS says:

    My second favorite church key is a US-made Klein Tools model, with the same grip as their screwdrivers.

  4. mark says:

    And how exactly does Fritz propose to use the bottle opener that is screwed tightly to the board?

  5. corey mason says:

    The craft beers here in the States have required me to buy a few of those opener things. The stouts and porters made right here in my home State, make German beer taste like piss.

    • Wirecutter says:

      I very seldom (maybe every couple months) drink beer any more, but when I do it’s usually a good Mexican beer like Modelo, and they require a bottle opener.

  6. Smiley says:

    The true “church key” that I remember has a pointed end for puncturing the can as well as a hooked end for prying off the cap…

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