In my rear view mirror…

That’s right, I’m the guy driving the speed limit. Suck it up, fuckers.

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30 Responses to In my rear view mirror…

  1. p kerit says:

    A cop stopped a friend who was going the speed limit and told him he was holding up traffic and to speed up.

  2. Matt Brickley says:

    Driving the speed limit is fine, as long as you are in the right lane :)

  3. rick says:

    That looks like a mannequin.

  4. Max Damage says:

    If you want to go the speed limit, that’s fine. Just move your ass out of the passing lane so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

  5. Roy says:

    It looks like a tunnel. Inside of most tunnels changing lanes is prohibited.

    If you are headed south down I-77 from West Virginia into Virginia, you go through the East River tunnel. The speed limit inside the tunnel drops to 55mph and continues at that limit for a mile or two on the Virginia side. On the Virginia end of the tunnel, the Staatspolizei will sit there and pick off anyone coming out of the tunnel going over 55. I’ve seen them doing that just about every time I’ve ever gone through it and I’ve been driving that route for over 30 years.

    Because I know this, I slow down in the tunnel to 55 or below, and I don’t care which lane I’m in or who is behind me. They can thank me for the avoidance of the ticket later.

    Be careful out there.

    • Sendarius says:

      Seems pretty likely that lane changing is prohibited – the photo shows a double white line to the right. That does mean the same in the US as the rest of the world, right?

      • Drew in Michigan says:

        Your right though why they have a double? A single white[USA] [it’s called a fog line on the shoulder (r) side of the road] line or a double yellow. A single w. Line on multiple lanes means stay in lane…many places and state have a posted sign “slower traffic move right”. Beside being a Clover and forcing driver to pass you on the right is just dangerous. Car’s are not designed for right lane passing, blind spots and all…

  6. ExpatNJ says:

    Hell has many doors. There’s a special one marked:
    “People Who Drove Too Slow In The Fast Lane” [no pun intended, WC].
    I’m sure my father spent some time there.
    Makes me want to put huge air horns or machine guns in the front grill …

  7. d says:

    Wow, removed both hands from the starting wheel to flip you off. Real safe driving he is exhibiting.

  8. brighteyes says:

    Exactly. If ya want to drive the speed limit or less, at least in America, get in the god damned right lane. The left lane is for faster traffic.

  9. C.R. says:

    be a good time to spike the brakes, or a quick downshift !

  10. Tim in AK says:

    On the subject of driving, here’s a story with video, that happened up here a couple days ago.

    A bunch of other drivers came together and boxed in a woman who was shit-faced drunk, and brought her to a stop, and held her until the state troopers showed up and threw her ass in jail where it belongs…. http://www.ktuu.com/content/news/Caught-on-camera-citizens-arrest–480271363.html

    • Irish says:

      That’s pretty damn commendable work by a group of normal, every day people.

      What’s sad that in this day and age you have to worry about possible getting sued when you act as a good samaritan.

  11. Lohengrin says:

    Maybe he was just adjusting the sun visor….you know…just emerging from a tunnel into bright sunlight…….yeah,he’s a roadtard!

  12. DixieDennis says:

    Wirecutter,
    I don’t know who you’re trying to fool here. I couldn’t keep us with your ass when we drove back from Mike Vanderbaugh’s funeral in Alabama!
    DixieDennis

    • Wirecutter says:

      I needed to get the fuck out of Alabama. That place has never been kind to me.
      You were seriously slow poking that day anyways. Besides, that was just shortly after I moved out here, probably within a month, so I still had my California driving habits. I’ve adjusted nicely now.

  13. nwoldude says:

    He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome.
    She was terminally pretty.

  14. Djamer says:

    My online Comedy Club Agressive Driving class, for real https://comedydefensivedriving.com, taught me that people driving the speed limit, in the left lane, and holding up traffic, ARE THE AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS!!!

    • Djamer says:

      I have just as much right to drive fast, and suffer any consequences, as others have to drive slow. Slow people on the highway cause more accidents!

      • Jim says:

        YES! Yes they do, wanna eliminate road rage and make the roads safer? Start nailing the people driving slow enough to have cars stacking up behind them.

  15. KJB says:

    All you fuckerz who think its OK to tailgate because you are a late smasshole will get yours in the end. What about a 1-lane road? I suppose you think it fine to tailgate there too since there is NO “passing” lane. I hope you all eat a bunch of rubber dicks as you are slamming into a wall.

  16. The light turned yellow, just in front of him.

    He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake.

    You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.

    I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.”

    What happens to people in this country when they get behind the wheel? Me included.

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