Let me guess: For possession?

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7 Responses to Let me guess: For possession?

  1. Miguel says:

    Is she related to Pat? I bet she plays drums

  2. Bear says:

    Not that time (2014): “Metheny was arrested May 5 on a charge of shooting an offensive missile into a vehicle, according to public records from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.”

    • rayvet says:

      Exactly what the hell does that mean “offensive missile”? Did she take a dump in someone’s car window or use an RPG one someone?

      • Bear says:

        There are these things called “search engines”: Florida Statute 790.19 ”Shooting into or throwing deadly missiles into dwellings, public or private buildings, occupied or not occupied; vessels, aircraft, buses, railroad cars, streetcars, or other vehicles.—Whoever, wantonly or maliciously, shoots at, within, or into, or throws any missile or hurls or projects a stone or other hard substance which would produce death or great bodily harm, at, within, or in any public or private building, occupied or unoccupied, or public or private bus or any train, locomotive, railway car, caboose, cable railway car, street railway car, monorail car, or vehicle of any kind which is being used or occupied by any person, or any boat, vessel, ship, or barge lying in or plying the waters of this state, or aircraft flying through the airspace of this state shall be guilty of a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.”

        • Padawan says:

          Your “thing” called a “search engine” failed to identify what an “offensive” or even a “deadly” missile is, which was the question asked, not what defines an “occupied” or not dwelling.

  3. Elric says:

    I’d bet money she was shooting bottle rockets to stop the evil pink bunnies from coming out of their lair and stealing her meth, on the Easter Bunny’s orders!

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