Nooo! Not in Florida!!!

A Florida woman got one heck of a shock when she heard strange sounds early one morning this week coming from the vicinity of her patio.

When the unnamed woman went to investigate, she was startled to discover that the sounds were moans of sexual pleasure coming from a man with a lengthy criminal record who had made his way onto her deck, lubed himself up and was masturbating with a dildo.
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One Response to Nooo! Not in Florida!!!

  1. Phil B says:

    the sounds were moans of sexual pleasure coming from a man with a lengthy criminal record

    So is the phrase “a lengthy criminal record” another euphemism for an enormous cock?

    Interested people want to know, you know! >};o)

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