Damn, Florida AGAIN???

WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is accused of hiding his legless fugitive girlfriend from police by stuffing her into a plastic storage container.

Forty-eight-year-old John Robert Carr Jr. of Winter Haven is charged with resisting arrest. News outlets report Carr attempted to hide 39-year-old Krystle Lee Anderson from U.S. marshals and Polk County Sheriff’s deputies Tuesday.
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10 Responses to Damn, Florida AGAIN???

  1. Heathen says:

    ..”He denied Anderson was there, but an officer had spotted Carr placing the now-4-foot-tall woman into the container. She surrendered without incident.”

    Well it ain’t like she was gonna get up & run.

  2. “legless fugitive girlfriend” Mattie? She’s ‘armless!

  3. Andrew says:

    What do you call a legless girl? Doesn’t matter what you call her, she ain’t coming.

    • pigpen51 says:

      What do you call an armless and legless man swimming? Bob.
      Or if he is on your front steps? Matt
      I could go on all day. But I do have some standards. You would never know it from this, but I really do.

  4. p kerit says:

    can I have a legless gurlfriend too?

  5. If she doesn’t have legs how can she be on the run?

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