Hitler definitely died in 1945, according to new study of his teeth

French researchers claim to have put an end to conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Adolf Hitler, after a study of his teeth proved he definitely died after taking cyanide and shooting himself in the head in Berlin in 1945.

The researchers reached their conclusion after they were given rare access to fragments of Hitler’s teeth which have been held in Moscow since the end of World War II.

“The teeth are authentic, there is no possible doubt. Our study proves that Hitler died in 1945,” said professor Philippe Charlier.

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9 Responses to Hitler definitely died in 1945, according to new study of his teeth

  1. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    I just played poker with him last Thursday. Every week Arlen Specter, Jimmy Hoffa, Teddy Kennedy and I get together on Circle 8 Bolgia 5 for cards and a little ribald comradery.

  2. Alex Lund says:

    What about that Hitlers skull fragment was from a woman in her forties:


    “American researchers claim to have demonstrated that the skull fragment, secretly preserved for decades by Soviet intelligence, belonged to a woman under 40, whose identity is unknown. DNA analyses performed on the bone, now held by the Russian State Archive in Moscow, have been processed at the genetics lab of the University of Connecticut. “

    • Kenny the Scot says:

      That was my understanding as well – you obviously can’t trust ANYTHING the Soviets said or did back then – and the skull they said was Hitler’s was supposed to have been DNA tested & proven to be that of a woman.


      Bearing that in mind …

      “In March and July 2017, Russia’s FSB secret service and the Russian state archives authorised a team of French researchers to examine Hitler’s bones for the first time since 1946, said Professor Charlier, who was one of the scientists chosen.

      They were able to look at a skull fragment presented as being from the Fuhrer, which showed a hole on the left side which was in all probability caused by the passage of a bullet.

      The scientists were not authorised to take samples from this fragment, they noted in their study published on Friday in the scientific magazine European Journal of Internal Medicine.”


      French scientists my arse – those fuckers can’t even design a car properly. Who in their right mind straps a spare tyre underneath the boot FFS???

  3. Ray says:

    Yeh WELL.. Except for a few inconvenient facts. Like there is no way to know WHO the “remains” belong to. Because of poor storage they have no viable DNA, so it is not possible to say who the “teeth fragments” come from. Some TV show tried this stunt for Hitler’s 100th birthday about twenty years ago. It was a total flop with NO usable DNA left in any of the bone samples in the Russian archive. These story’s remind me of the weekly world news headline. “HITLER SEEN WAITING TABLES IN PARIS GAY BAR.”

  4. nwoldude says:

    He finally made it to Moscow.

  5. Rick Davidson says:

    Reports from Argentina indicate that Herr Hitler died years ago (1985-95?), but Eva was in a care facility with one of her daughters in the early 2010’s.

  6. ExpatNJ says:

    Scientific Fraud is rampant, and everybody and their brother wants their name in the journals.

    “Many studies’ results cannot be reproduced, scholars warn”

  7. Kenny the Scot says:

    He must have kept on going beyond 1945 if he was to sire Angela Merkel – the new destroyer of Germany.

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