More Florida news

MADEIRA BEACH — Just weeks after avoiding a recall election, Commissioner Nancy Oakley is again facing possible forfeiture of her office — this time because she is being accused of sexually harassing former City Manager Shane Crawford.

The Florida Commission on Ethics issued a probable cause finding last week that Oakley may have violated state law by “exhibiting inappropriate behavior” toward Crawford and other city staff.


Oakley then grabbed Crawford inappropriately and “slowly lick(ed) him from his Adam’s apple all the way up his face,” the investigative report states.


I don’t know if she’s a tranny or an incredibly masculine looking woman, but I damned sure wouldn’t want something that ugly licking my face.

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20 Responses to More Florida news

  1. nwoldude says:

    Take her down Shane. She would do it to you. Turnabouts etc.

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    Holy Mother of God. I just looked at “it” and remembered: “what has been seen cannot be unseen”!

  3. Allen says:

    Why did I have to click on that? Got to be a dude.

  4. lilyrat says:

    That’s a man, baby.

  5. Sanders says:

    Damn. Looks like Bruce Jenner.

  6. Nemo says:

    The beast from the South East calls for

  7. putz says:

    Holy mother of god! Got to stop clicking on your links. I may have nightmares now. Got to go look at more eye bleach.

  8. … OMFG KILL IT WITH FIIIIRE!!!!! That’s enough to make a man rip his eyes out with a leatherman…

  9. Phil B says:

    I wondered what had happened to Zelda from Terrahawks. Now I know …

  10. Mark Simko says:

    Well, at least she shaved.

  11. Mike_C says:

    >an incredibly masculine looking woman

    I see you “corrected” it from the original “masculine looking man“. Good on ya for respecting how Commissioner Oakley apparently self identifies, but I gotta say that you were probably right the first time around.

    Wow. And yeesh.

  12. DW says:

    That’s Pinellas county. Mostly full blown Libs. St. Petersburg (also in Pinellas county) is home to the big ass gay pride festival. The town loves all the income cumming in that they shut down streets and shit. Even the mayor makes a big TV appearance about raising the GAY flag up the BIG HARD POLE.

    And yes that things is fugly. Needs to be destroyed before it multiplies.

  13. Aggie says:

    Man…. I knew Shemp Howard was dead, but I would have thought they’d have buried him by now.

  14. Janet Reno’s ugly younger sister?

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