William Wallace is doing backflips in his grave

A man was arrested in Dunfermline, Scotland, on Saturday for carrying a potato peeler in a public place “without reasonable excuse” and faces up to four years in prison.
The Dunfermline Sheriff Court confirmed to Breitbart London that Scott Walker, 39, of the James Bank Hostel, James Street had appeared Monday, charged under the Criminal Law (Consolidation) (Scotland) Act 1995, for carrying “an article which had a blade or which was sharply pointed, namely a potato peeler”.

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14 Responses to William Wallace is doing backflips in his grave

  1. warhorse says:

    he could have come up with a “reasonable excuse” had he been in ireland.

  2. Towser says:

    Coming to a murica near you! Resist.

  3. Bob M says:

    Read the entire article. If this isn’t a product of the “Onion” or some such, Scotland is doomed.

    Dunfermline? More like Dunfersure.

  4. Padawan says:

    What better way to gouge the eyes out with.

  5. Tn Ed says:

    I miss the old days.

  6. ChuckN says:

    Considering all of the crap the UK police openly allow to happen (FGM, grooming gangs, openly jihadist mosques and schools), these cops are darn lucky that every time they pull this nonsense they aren’t soundly beaten by an irate public.

  7. MMinLamesa says:

    WhoTF is running western countries? It seems like the only people with their GD heads screwed on correctly are eastern European countries.

    • Bacon says:

      Liberals, (aka socialists, aka commies, aka idiots)

      Hopefully the rest of us won’t have to go through what the Eastern Bloc countries went through before we unfuck ourselves.

      The real problem, and the real indictment, is that we allowed them to run things for the past century. We, and our forbears, fell asleep at the wheel.

  8. H says:

    They can take our lives, but they can never take our lemon peelers!

  9. Andrew says:

    He should have told them he was a mohel and the peeler was a tool of his trade…

    (I know, the article said the guy was a little slow or retarded, but I couldn’t miss making the joke.)

  10. Ryan says:

    I once was arrested for the unlawful carry of a plumbing snake. I was only freed after convincing the authorities, it was my service animal.

  11. Moscow Hippy says:

    Taking it out, I could be arrested for the pen I have clipped to my shirt.

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