Kinda hard to hide the new contestants’ dicks, huh?

Miss America is scrapping its swimsuit competition and will no longer judge contestants based on physical appearance, the organization announced Tuesday.

“We are no longer a pageant,” Gretchen Carlson, the first former Miss America to be named chair of the Board of Trustees of the Miss America Organization, said on “GMA.” “We are a competition.”
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14 Responses to Kinda hard to hide the new contestants’ dicks, huh?

  1. bradoplata says:

    Lol at another Fox newsie showing their true colors. Looks like she’s putting the SJW cred from blowing up Ailes to good use.

  2. bogsidebunny says:

    It gives Hillary an opening to hop on the parade of “I wanna be famous for “what’s in my brain not my silicon tit-sacks” bimbos bandwagon. “Dress in what you want”: is the new theme, so Hillary’s at Omar the Tent Makers salon right now.

  3. Towser says:

    Stopped watching that crap years ago anyway after watching ugly no-talent bitches beat out the girls who refused to put out.

  4. Daveisgreat says:

    And who exactly is going to watch it with no swimsuit competition? When i was 12 that was already the only reason to turn that garbage on.

  5. Alan Simpson says:

    If it’s possible to get negative ratings this “competition” just accomplished that feat.

  6. When asked what the difference is between Miss America and Miss USA, the classic answer is, “Miss America is the girl next door. Miss USA is the girl you wish lived next door.”

  7. SgtBob says:

    3-5 years and the thing is history.

  8. Westcoastdeplorable says:

    Waiting for the 1st trannie contestant in 3…2….1

  9. Dr Huff says:

    DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY. Will be much easier to pull off without the swimsuits and cleavage gowns. Seriously though I just watched for the world peace questions.

  10. Heathen says:

    “The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident and expresses their personal style…”

    Waiting for Ms. Minnesota to show up in her Burka.

    • Padawan says:

      I’d get kicked off the stage and out of the “contest” for showing up in my favorite pair of strap and chain pants, pleather combat boots and a low cut tank top/very padded push up bra. My face would be done with my “goth” look and I’d put on my spiked choker. I’d never once smile and I’d threaten to steal the souls of the other contestants who crossed me in some way.

      Does Miss Minnesota also have her male escort following her around on stage too?

      • Heathen says:

        I’ve heard that Sharia Law would require it.

        (They’d both likely be wearing martyr vests too.)

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