Straight outta Florida, bro – you ain’t gonna believe this shit

Jonathan Crenshaw is one of those South Beach characters you can’t help but notice.

For years, the 46-year-old homeless man, who weighs all of 90 pounds, has painted on canvas on Lincoln Road Mall, drawing the attention of tourists and passersby for his artistic skills.

That Crenshaw is armless and paints using his feet probably has much to do with the attention he gets.

But on Tuesday, just after midnight, Miami Beach police say that Crenshaw stabbed one of those tourists. Crenshaw, police say, used a pair of scissors he clutched with his feet to stab Cesar Coronado, 22, who was visiting Miami Beach from Chicago.

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8 Responses to Straight outta Florida, bro – you ain’t gonna believe this shit

  1. JC says:

    Just another day here in sunny south Florida.

    Nothing to see. Move along….

  2. Gater, OKC says:

    How did the police “handcuff” him when arrested?

    • Skipperdaddy says:

      They hobbled him and tater sacked his ass into the back seat. All 90lbs of him.

  3. Buzz D. says:

    “Gloria gave birth to 200 of his children”. Wow. I love where his ears are for some reason. Maybe the rat poison meals his Ma gave him made his ears fall down to his neck.

  4. Padawan says:

    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

  5. woowweey!-luis says:

    never saw the fucker there.

  6. fatman says:

    OK Wirecutter… that tops drunk meth head at walmart

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