San Francisco is full of … well, it.
This isn’t a reference to the trash-talking between Golden State Warriors fans and Los Angeles Laker diehards over LeBron James.
It’s not even regarding the ongoing culinary rivalry that San Francisco has with foodies in New York City.
And it certainly has nothing to do with the criticism Bay Area politics receives from conservatives across the country on a daily basis.
Rather, as a statement of fact, in the most literal possible sense — San Francisco is full of excrement.