Your Afternoon Florida News

JULY 10–An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals, according to a police report.
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-WiscoDave

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3 Responses to Your Afternoon Florida News

  1. ChuckN says:

    Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

  2. James says:

    I wish I would have thought of that irrefutable defense.

  3. jack says:

    “sipping and driving”

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