Damn, and I thought we had snowflakes

German police have rescued a man after he called for help saying a baby squirrel would not leave him alone.

Emergency services received a call on Thursday from the man, who claimed he was being chased down the street by the tiny animal.

Police in Karlsruhe said the unnamed man called them in desperation after he was unable to shake off the small rodent.

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3 Responses to Damn, and I thought we had snowflakes

  1. SAM says:

    Are you sure the cops are German? They seem, well, nice?

    • Sanders says:

      They were nice to me, even after I caved in the roof of their unmarked Volkswagen Golf with my fist as it drove slowly past. I thought my ass was grass when the uniformed Polizei got out of that car, since there is (or was) no such thing as “police brutality” in Germany at that time.

      Long story. Involved lots of wine, a lesbian, and a short little drunk Dutchman.

  2. al says:

    As for the cops, well they ain’t the same Germans we fought in ww2. As for sanders ya opened that can now ya got to spill it, some how that has got to be a hell of a story!

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