Meanwhile, up in Maine…

BRUNSWICK (WGME) — The Maine Department of Transportation has denied a request from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to build a 5-foot tombstone memorial where lobsters may have died after a crash on Route 1 in Brunswick last week.

Brunswick Police say a Cozy Harbor Seafood truck, carrying nearly 70 crates of lobster, rolled over and crushed several of them.

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7 Responses to Meanwhile, up in Maine…

  1. Bear says:

    Maybe they should get tombstones for the animals they kill.

  2. Mike_C says:

    Countless sensitive crustaceans experienced an agonizing death when this truck rolled over and their bodies came crashing down onto the highway […] PETA hopes to pay tribute to these individuals who didn’t want to die with a memorial urging people to help prevent future suffering by keeping lobsters and all other animals off their plates.

    Yeah, let’s put up a tombstone by the side of the road so someone can crash their vehicle into it and get killed because a bunch of lunatics touting the universal chumhood of man and crustacean wanted attention.

    But I would consider donating toward a ceremony ritually pouring a few gallons of drawn butter at roadside where the lobsters met their fate.

  3. Critter says:

    I shall nibble a few of their smaller cousins, the shrimp, in remembrance of their existence.

  4. Bootmaker says:

    mmmm….tasty crustaceans.

  5. ChuckN says:

    They used to dress up in bright red lobster costumes during a few of the lobster festivals in protest. Nobody ever said a word.

  6. Chris Spratt says:

    If not for the welfare state, how would these PETA clowns (and their fellow travelers) survive? Why do we persist in indulging their lunacy? If they had to do real work for a living they’d not have the luxury of spare time to pursue such nonsense and attempt to impose their ridiculous ideology on those of us who are taxed to pay for their foolishness….yet we cannot prevent this; perhaps we’re the fools.

  7. Mathman54 says:

    I predict that people will find that memorial and take selfies while they eat lobster rolls and complete lobster dinners.

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