Anybody got a blowtorch?

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12 Responses to Anybody got a blowtorch?

  1. rustygunner says:

    It looks like just a credit card offer, let the possum have it. Imagine the expresson on the mailman’s face on Monday…

  2. Squirt gun, ammonia. ‘Nuf said. Gray lives matter.

  3. stine says:

    How about a rivet gun?

  4. crazyeighter says:

    Bang on the back of the box.

  5. Skipperdaddy says:

    M-80, and a washdown.

  6. Andrew says:

    One of the many reasons for EDC.

  7. Sabre22 says:

    C-4 would be nice or White phosphorus that you could cook your dinner and not mess up the house.

  8. FormerFlyer says:

    From personal experience, this is the job for a single shot 22 rifle and a couple of 2 x 12’s leaned up against the back of the mailbox.

    Your aiming point, by the way, is the top of the mouth, from this angle, for a clean single shot problem solver. You’ll want to wait a minute or two to make sure he’s not playing possum.

    A contractor’s trash bag and a garden hose with a good sprayer attachment take care of the cleanup. Then, if there was any over penetration, a little plug of silicone takes care of the hole. If you use standard velocity 22 hollow points, there’s usually no carry through.

    It’s amazing how you can go years at a time thinking nothing you learned when you were 14 years old will ever have any practical application again. Go figure.


  9. Gryphon says:

    M-80 Firecracker and New Mailbox, if you had one of them when I was a Kid, the Fireworks these Days are Lame.

  10. Ed says:

    Special Delivery!

  11. crazyeighter says:

    This is why I splurged for one of those mailboxes with a door on each end. At first, it was because I don’t like standing in the road to get my mail.

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