Next thing you know they’ll be issuing jizz rags

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15 Responses to Next thing you know they’ll be issuing jizz rags

  1. bogsidebunny says:

    Good chance the notice was a photo-shop product. If semen can clog metal drain pipes half the babes and fags in the country would be dead now of starvation due to esophagus blockage.

  2. Tom in NC says:

    Funny sign, but totally fake – it’s been making the rounds of universities for several years

    • ChuckN says:

      Yep, definitely fake. Modern universities wouldn’t ask the students that it remain a private matter. Instead they’d hold public masturbation clinics. Seriously, it’s already happened at multiple schools.

      • H says:

        Yeah, and anyway, the Gay-Hawk football team has been jerking off in public at every football game for years………..

  3. paulb says:

    Surprised they even allow them to pound the pud. All that male toxicity and all.

  4. Skipperdaddy says:

    When I was that age I liked to wash mine really, really good. The only confines were in my mind.

  5. crazyeighter says:

    It’s worse than we thought; as usual, Angel is way ahead of us

    http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/i-must-have-been-going-to-wrong-library.html

  6. I Am Who I Am says:

    In other words, “Don’t be a jerk off.”

  7. Ranch says:

    Never plugged my shower drain. Not once.

  8. danteamore says:

    Cock Choke Jayhawk

  9. Jeremy says:

    I don’t think there are enough real men at Gay Eew to make a table spoon of semen. The problem thirty years ago was condoms getting caught in the drains. Today they don’t care if they are spreading the love err anal injected death serum.

  10. Aesop says:

    Issue jizz rags“?

    I thought that’s what the Victim Studies diplomas were for.

  11. Cederq says:

    As long as my rag is warm and wet….

  12. Bad_Brad says:

    Seems kinda sexist. You can’t choke the chicken, but your’e allowed to rub one out? Where’s the justice.

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