smh

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14 Responses to smh

  1. Ragnar says:

    Maybe add a .wav file at the end with a rim shot.

    That almost made me spit out my coffee laughing.

  2. Scarecrow says:

    That’s a keeper.

  3. bogsidebunny says:

    If I was an epileptic in a bathtub I think I’d prefer to choke on a soild pair of panties tossed in by a 25 year old Play Boy bunny after she’s run a marathon on a hot August day. But that’s just me.

    • nwoldude says:

      I would beg of her one more task.

    • Padawan says:

      Trust me. Those are panties you’d rather not choke on.

    • Cederq says:

      You are a sick, sick man Bogside, but, I laugh at your jokes and non-sequitur es and still think you are a fine man…

    • Cabron says:

      I got one for you ask what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? When the person asks “what” you make one he’ll of a gagging sound. Good one for the office.

  4. MT says:

    Note to self: always use iPad when visiting knuckledraggin.com. (It’s easier to wipe up the coffee splatter from LMAO than a keyboard.)

  5. Padawan says:

    A word of warning: barely chewed corn chips, when shot through one’s nose from laughing so hard, will make it bleed on the way out. They are also damn near impossible to get out and hurt like fucking hell on the way through.

    I’m stealing this. I know a few friends who will enjoy it. XD

  6. kennymac says:

    I don’t know whether to take this seriously or not? The allegation seems credible. But the horrors!

    “Maxine Waters Assaulted me 25 years ago when I was 2 years old. Please listen to my story & retweet so the FBI can launch an investigation.”

    http://www.smalldeadanimals.com

  7. the other jack says:

    did not see that one coming. hilarious!

  8. ShrinkWrapped says:

    I tried to read this one to my wife; we both ended up in tears.

  9. heythere@luis says:

    that was funny!

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