Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

A man is in a coma after a bulldog bit off his genitals.

The incident happened in a flat on Haddington’s High Street in East Lothian at around 2.30pm on Sunday.

Emergency services discovered the victim unconscious in a pool of blood, and it is believed that he has lost his penis and both testicles.

The 22-year-old was taken to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary where he was induced into a coma and the Olde English Bulldogge responsible is being held in kennels as officers investigate.
-Kenny the Scot

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6 Responses to Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

  1. Seneca III says:

    This begs the seminal question, “Were his genitals exposed at that point and, if so, what was he doing to do to that bulldog or trying to get that bulldog to do to him? Polite answers only, please.

  2. Critter says:

    I bet peanut butter was involved

  3. Tsgt Joe says:

    I first misread that to be that a bull FROG did it, they do eat worms.

  4. sk6actual says:

    No more wanky panky for dat guy …

  5. AbbyS says:

    Was he wearing a kilt?

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