Tactical Zero Turn on sale at TSC

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15 Responses to Tactical Zero Turn on sale at TSC

  1. Alex Lund says:

    When you fire those tiny Missiles the exhaust will melt your rear tires – just saying.
    But I wouldn`t mind owning one.
    But the cost of the ammo…

  2. Phil B says:

    It shoud be popular with the Hells Grannies … >};o)

  3. Ogrrre says:

    I hope Santa brings me one for Christmas.

  4. Bones says:

    Oh! I want! unfortunately, I just bought one about 4 months ago, unfortunately without all those joyous additions.

  5. bogsidebunny says:

    A Chicago wheel chair?

  6. MadMarlin says:

    Hmmm, is that a Chuck Norris lawn mower?

    • cap't fast says:

      the grass will shy back into the soil out of fear…just like CNs lawn when he stands on his porch and glares at it.

  7. Phssthpok says:

    Even better… TRACK-TICAL!!

    https://gokartsusa.com/Super-Traxx-Tracked-Vehicle-PTV-ATV-UTV.aspx

    When I first saw that I was was dumbfounded. Then I got to thinking “You know…I could see someone using that to pull an ice fishing tent/shed out and back instead of risking their actual car/truck.”

    6.5 HP would be enough to do the job and the broad footprint/light weight would reduce any risk of ice fall-through.

    • rocketride says:

      1) It needs (empty!) 55-gallon drums welded on fore-and-aft to prevent sinking.

      2) Don’t try to fire the gat with the vehicle in motion.

      3) A half dozen model rockets on the side is for pussies– I want a full (miniature) Stalinorgel on the roll-bar, dammit.

  8. Ranch says:

    WANT, NEED, MUST HAVE!!!

  9. Stretch says:

    “Damn crab grass and dandelions aren’t gonna get the best of me!:

  10. Padawan says:

    No Warhorse. You can’t have one. Not until I get one anyways.

  11. Djamer says:

    HEY! We have been working on that for two years now @TARDEC! Who approved that going to the show? Code name: Wack-A-Mole Golpher (has a built in golf bag and beer, (plasma), fridge in the rear too!)

  12. JeremyR says:

    The neighbor’s dog will crap in your yard EXACTLY once.

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