Try explaining that to his kids

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13 Responses to Try explaining that to his kids

  1. A Texan says:

    I nominate this guy for a Darwin Award, 1st Class, with poison ivy clusters.

  2. Randall Baker says:

    He died doing what he loves.

  3. Max Damage says:

    When I was in law school, I worked in the local prosecutor’s office as an intern. We had a great relationship with some of the local detectives who called us one time to come over and see what they had found at the scene of a dead body call.

    Seems that the gentleman, aged 45 or so, had been recently married. His wife came home from the grocery store to find him dead, straddling his motorcycle seat and laying on the gas tank. Protruding from his hindquarters was a LARGE phallic object. There was semen on the gas tank and an ammo can full of gay porn magazines next to the bike.

    The medical examiner found that he had died of a massive coronary.

    Seems he came and went at the same time.

    True story.

    • Beans says:

      There’s a ‘sweet spot’ on the lower spine that if you break it the guy dies and ejaculates at the same time.

      And, yeah, sitting around watching the Forensics guys compare ‘sick-death’ pictures was very enlightening. Especially when the one cop self-slabbed by auto-erotic asphyxiation while cross dressed. Big surprise for his wife and daughters who found him.

  4. Dan says:

    Hopefully he did not procreate and pass along his genetic defects……

  5. Kaptain Kaos says:

    For some reason I read that with Howard Cosell’s voice and it made it seem like there should of been Olympic judges with score cards. Either way, I’m going to have to score this guys demise a solid A- because the only thing he left out was the inflatable doll.

    • MT says:

      My guess is that the motorcycle sub’d for the inflatable doll. After all, he didn’t want folks to think he was a weirdo.

  6. Mike_C says:

    We had two guys accidentally off themselves with plastic bags and nitrous oxide back around Gulf War I. They each left behind a wife and young children, two and three respectively, if I recall correctly. It’s wrong to speak ill of the dead, but I’m going to do it anyway: Fucking. Stupid. Assholes. Felt terrible for the families, but just anger at those two idiots.

  7. Cederq says:

    The problem with Nitrous Oxide is ya need to have supplemental O2 with it. it is a heavy gas and will flood your lungs and does not allow O2 in when trying to breath or allow CO2 to expire out. Yeah, I agree with Mike_C they are fucking stupid assholes.

    • rocketride says:

      Any heavier-than-air gas like that can be cleared by getting the eejit who inhaled it into a position where mouth is below lungs. With chest compressions if they’re not breathing. It will drain out.

  8. The Rat Fink says:

    File this one under: “Yer doing it wrong”
    … as in wrong head asshole!

  9. Chris Robinson says:

    Always been a strange town Newhaven, just along the coast from “Vibrant Brighton “!

  10. CC says:

    I would call that the first actual retroactive abortion.

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