11 minutes to rip her drawers off???

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21 Responses to 11 minutes to rip her drawers off???

  1. MeatPopsicle says:

    19 minutes on average? That’s shorter than my average “quickie.” I guess I’m the odd duck out for enjoying intimacy (not just orgasms) with my wife.

  2. Padawan says:

    The last time I wore something “sexy” to bed Warhorse yanked it off of me in about half of an eye blink and tossed it aside while muttering something of the effect of “Yeah, I think that looked nice.”

    11 minutes guys? What’s the hold up?

    • Frank says:

      I’m guessing it takes at least that long to make the closing argument on the latest online chat?

  3. Sanders says:

    What’s foreplay?

  4. Stevie says:

    Does that 11 minutes include the time for a post coital cigarette?

  5. Kegeshook says:

    This won’t take long, did it?

  6. ZombieDawg says:

    That must be a typo.
    Should be 1.1 minutes ☺

  7. Skipperdaddy says:

    It usually only takes me 2 seconds to get my wallet out.

  8. J J says:

    Average foreplay time for my wife and I is at least 30 minutes, sometimes as long as an hour. If she ain’t begging for you to put it in you ain’t doing it right.

    • Richard Watson says:

      I thought you were going to say you count the time you’re begging for it as part of the foreplay.

  9. billy says:

    19… 11.. one of my favorite numbers.. only figures it has something to do with pussy too..

  10. Exile1981 says:

    Poor Miss Lisa.

  11. Critter says:

    Brace yourself, baby doll….

  12. tallow pot says:

    I can be all done & fast asleep in eleven minutes…

  13. formwiz says:

    If she’s in the mood, it’s seconds, not minutes.

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