After seeing her picture, I’d have passed too

A “very violent” mohawked Missouri woman clobbered her live-in lover as she demanded he perform oral sex on her, the victim and authorities said.

Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse for the Sunday night incident that occurred at Parrino and the man’s Boone County home, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

During the 9:45 p.m. attack, Parrino allegedly punched the man up to 25 times and struck him with a belt, cellphone and brass plate, according to the court filing.

Then a naked Parrino chased the man around the house as he pleaded for her to “leave him alone.”

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10 Responses to After seeing her picture, I’d have passed too

  1. BillDave says:

    Sounds like 19 minutes of foreplay.

  2. pdwalker says:

    She seems nice.

  3. charles w says:

    I can smell that thing in Colorado.

  4. Daniel K Day says:

    That reminded me of this.

  5. Miles Long says:

    Not enough moonshine in Franklin Co.

  6. C.R. says:

    …A woman so ugly her vibrator needs viagra

  7. gamegetterII says:

    Biggest question is WTF was the guy thinking having that as his live in girlfriend?
    I think he’s got some seroius issues himself.
    That’s an if you wake up in bed with her,and she’s laying on your arm, you chew your arm off to get away level of mistake.

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