Friday gifdump

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23 Responses to Friday gifdump

  1. whynot says:

    #23 – big cooch……..
    #7n – failed safety check?? anyone know outcome??

  2. IslandGirl says:

    Love your gif dumps of stupid adults getting what they deserve. But the unsuspecting babies that are hurt and betrayed somehow break my heart….

    Happy 2019, Kenny. You both are invited to come visit us and go sailing this year! All you need are the plane tickets!

    • Wirecutter says:

      Kids are a hell of a lot better off when it comes to surviving that stuff than adults, especially at my age. They’ll be laughing about it in a few years when Mommy gets drunk and hauls out the video.
      And thank you for the invitation. I would love to if I had the chance, provided you threw in a free gardening lesson.

      • Rob says:

        https://goo.gl/maps/ZFdETy9WRR32
        $500 r/t as a ball park figure…

        • Wirecutter says:

          Hotels, meals, tours, etc…..

          • IslandGirl says:

            Don’t be silly. We have a huge house, a couple of tiny houses, and a few boats, all of which can double as private accommodations if need be. And we’ve even got a spare old farm pickup for you to cruise the island, if a 1999 F250 4WD will do. You’re family, you just don’t know it yet.

            And the gardening lessons are all in books and manuals. Will send along our intro aquaponics book if you’ve still got your snail mail address in your sidebar.

  3. wildbill says:

    #6 – Asians fishing for supper?

  4. Heathen says:

    Lynn Thompson,President of Cold Steel, dodging one of his products.

    • M. Sage says:

      Yep. Gotta love those idiotic Cold Steel demos.

      It’s not that I hate their products – I actually own a set of throwing knives from them, because 1095 steel is definitely suited to that application… but I dislike a lot of their products because 1095 is definitely not a great steel for most applications. And their product demos are cringey.

      If I wanted to watch a fat old fuck hacking at a pig carcass, I’d go buy a pig carcass and set a camera up.

      • Heathen says:

        “…If I wanted to watch a fat old fuck hacking at a pig carcass, I’d go buy a pig carcass and set a camera up.”

        Heh ! That’d make two of us !

        Once I really wanted one of their Danish War Axes.

    • Antibubba says:

      I was thinking, “Fat Ninja” outtakes on Youtube.

  5. nonncom says:

    Wonder if she left any snail tracks coming down those stairs….

  6. KenWats says:

    whynot – found the video on youtube (look for “parachute harness failure”- it’s the top three results). She survived.

  7. M. Sage says:

    #8 – Fennec fox. Looks like a fun pet.

    Speaking of, that Belgian malinois in #13. Great breed, I’d love to get one if I had the time. They arguably make better dogs for security/protection than German shepherds.

    #25 – I love radial engines. They even sound different from “inline” (which in aircraft means layouts like V, H, X, etc.) engines.

    Those basketball moves look he’s practiced that hustle before. “Oops, I lost the ball…not!”

  8. Daniel K Day says:

    Man I would love to do #1. That looks like a hell of a rush, as long as you can keep holding your breath.

  9. Beaches says:

    The idiot jumping into the wave, the idiot will the ass, and the idiot with the sword thingy, are the reasons men pay a higher rates for insurance than women.

    However, I do love a good baseball fight.

  10. Johno says:

    That dog popping the balloons looks to be having more fun than should be legal!

Play nice.