JANUARY 9–A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of “sexual services” rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

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4 Responses to “I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!”

  1. ChuckN says:

    The staff at the nursing home this guy ends up in is going to need to be watchful.

  2. Critter says:

    Apparently one really can’t get no satisfaction

  3. Rmb says:

    Or as one of the Rolling Stones first hit songs goes; I can’t get no satisfaction.

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