Your Monday Morning Florida Report

PALM BEACH, Fla. (WPTV) — The man who drove his Ferrari into the Intracoastal in Palm Beach in late December told police he did it because, “Jesus told me to…” according to a report from Palm Beach Police.

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5 Responses to Your Monday Morning Florida Report

  1. Bobo the Hobo says:

    That Jesus can be a real stinker!

  2. Skipperdaddy says:

    Little sister brought her new boyfriend……

  3. irontomflint says:

    Wait a minute- for clarification purposes- was it pronounced Geezus or Heyzoos?
    It is important to differentiate the two names before leveling proper judgement.

  4. Paulb says:

    Rich people get the best drugs. I only saw Jesus the once, after eating leftover Chinese takeout that had been on the counter for like 4 days. He told me to rush to the bathroom and await further instructions. Looking out for me, you know? I was in there for the next 3 hours looking like someone put a T fitting at the end of a garden hose.

  5. Sanders says:

    Jesus told me to do some pretty sketchy things in my youth. Turns out it was Jim Beam whispering in my ear.

Play nice.