Because… tolerance and shit

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36 Responses to Because… tolerance and shit

  1. Bob says:

    They might end up missing valve cores

    • Burt says:

      I always carry my tool; old valve stem with metal cap screwed on extra tight-gotta have the the older style of cap with the slots designed for removing the core. Sure is fun to stand around and watch the idiot wonder why the tire went flat. They should consider themselves lucky: the tire is only flat on the bottom.

    • ratchet says:

      Vale cores are “replaceable — an ice pick would be faster and less easily fixed

      • Mad Jack says:

        I’m with ratchet. You can do a walk by ice pick attack and no one will notice until later.

        • Burt says:

          Valve cores are for grins, ice picks for hatred. If the cops catch up with you the ice pick will complicate your defense.

          When I was a shit-for-brains kid we pulled all the valve cores on the small town cop’s personal car parked out back of the station one Sat. night.

          He “knew” who did it and collared the #1 badass kid in town, not knowing it was the #2 badass who was responsible; #1 was at home when the cop came and got him-he was innocent as hell and didn’t know WTF. #2 and I went and got a 6 pack of Bud to finish the night off. Those were the good old days.

          • Mike_C says:

            Valve cores are for grins, ice picks for hatred.

            Well put.

            I could be wrong about this, but I always thought that taking out (“stealing”) valve cores was essentially petty theft because they don’t cost much, whereas destroying someone’s tires would be considered a more serious crime due to the much greater cost of a set of tires.

            ‘Course, the best thing is to not get caught, which sort of makes the misdemeanor vs felony thing moot.

      • M. Sage says:

        Ice pick is destruction of property, which usually comes with a bigger fine. A lot of cars today, you can go over a grand for a set of tires, easily. I spent $900 on four tires for my old-ass pickup last year!

        Just letting the air out isn’t destroying anything, and you might be able to skate if a cop catches you.

        Keep some tape handy so you can tape the valve cores to their windshield. I’m sure there’s some tape in my truck somewhere…

    • Onehalfmvsquared says:

      A stealthy way to accomplish the same thing is to put a tiny pebble in the valve cap. Slow leak, hard to figure out for most people. Perfect for that idiot what dinged your door in an airport parking garage. Not that I would ever admit to doing so last week…

    • POd American says:

      Next pic of this vehicle will show that someone keyed Trump’s name in the paint job.

      • Mike_C says:

        Maybe. But that would be wrong.

        If anyone wants to fuck with this jerk, you key in something like “Hillary was robbed!!!” or “Bernie 2020” or “Go Kamala!”

        Remember, you want the mad dogs biting each other, not uniting to bite you.

  2. brighteyes says:

    Yep, over half the American voters thought you were wrong and they still do. I can hardly wait for his next term.

  3. LoL No says:

    I find the lefts unhinged impotent rage hysterical. So much, in fact, that I WILL be voting Trump again in ’20. They NEED something to be perpetually offended about, I’m happy to oblige….

    • crazyeighter says:

      In intend to vote for him even if he IS “found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy”. Even if he’s not the GOP nominee.

      • RonM says:

        I hope they come up with a good reason to allow him to serve three or four terms – in the interest of defagifying the country or some shit like that. I’d vote for him every time. Fuck liberals.

  4. Mike G. says:

    Gawd, would I love to come across something like that in the wild. Payback for all the keyings of pro-life and pro 2A cars.

    Before anybody says “don’t sink to their level”, I say “don’t be the last guy to figure out that you’re in a barroom brawl. Start punching somebody.”

  5. rayvet says:

    Last night I was shopping at Kroger and saw a shirt I liked. Wouldn’t wear it in public but I liked its sentiments. It said Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings.

  6. Kaptain Kaos says:

    I wonder how long it’s going to take the leftists to figure out that we elected Trump just to piss them off? The guy is far from being the perfect representative of the dirt people but he sure is entertaining.

  7. Jason says:

    Everyone I know that voted against President Obama both times hated him as much as the left hates Trump. We were all entirely more classy about it though. We did not rend our clothes, wail, and gnash our teeth in public like these ass clowns are doing. And to the extend we did say anything against his policies we were called racists and we were told “Elections have consequenses”. The left would have definitely called foul on us if we had behaved this way. Just look at the way the media portrayed the TEA party events that were orderly and tidy.

    • hermit says:

      I voted without hate against for pResident Obummer. I never saw the insanity I see now.

      I still nearly FAIL to believe the Republican Party does not call out this bullshit.

      QHM

    • Sanders says:

      We went out and bought more guns and ammo, instead – just in case.

  8. Bad_Brad says:

    Life time #Trumper Erick Erickson just decided that Trump ain’t all that bad after all.

    • rayvet says:

      Brad. I live here in Georgia. Erickson pissed me off so bad during the election when he was a super nevertrumper. Now that things are going quite well, he’s warmed up to him. He’ll still comment negatively when he thinks appropriate which I guess is alright since we probably shouldn’t agree with everything out leaders say/do, but he’s riding on Trumps coattails now that he’s more in his camp. I don’t think he had much of a choice because I quit listening to him for almost a year because he bitched about Trump so much.

      • Bad_Brad says:

        I put him and LIL Ben in the same camp. Globalist scum. Bought and paid for by the Krotch Brothers. Both screamed the world would end when Trump slapped tariffs on China. They screamed non stop. And neither one of the little pricks could ever man the fxck up and admit Trump (and the rest of us) where right. I wouldn’t piss on either one if they were on fire. I think Erickson is Trolling.

  9. Stretch says:

    That such a decal is commercially available … well, it does make you think.
    Off to sharpen bayonets, load mags AND clips, and buy more ammo.

  10. Miles Long says:

    One of those automatic centerpunches… the spring loaded ones… will play hell with a windshield quckly & easily. Probably works on rear windows too. BB guns are silent & keep you at a distance from the target. Just sayin’.

    • tallow pot says:

      I had a line of BB dents in the sheet metal on both sides of my drivers window one morning, yet the window survived unscathed. Back when you could get freon powered BB machine guns.

      • M. Sage says:

        My old Bronco actually caught a stray bullet (9mm/.380/.357 sized) in the windshield one day. ALMOST made it inside.

        Seen plenty of pics of cop cars where close-range handgun bullets failed to penetrate windshields out near the edge. 5.56mm M855 had a lot of issues with lethality after going through windshields which was one of the concerns behind the development of M855A1. Pretty sure I’ve got a pic or two on my phone of a Mercedes (not up-armored) that has what looks like a shitload of .22LR hits, bunch of the windshield, very few of which penetrated.

        Regular old automotive windshields are bad motherfuckers. They’re built almost identically to bullet proof glass, but too thin to be called bullet proof.

    • M. Sage says:

      They just put pockmarks in windshields. Side and rear windows are what shatter with the automatic center punch. BTDT.

  11. DogEars says:

    Saw this car in Tempe, AZ a few months ago. The occupant was exactly what you would expect.

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