Can’t we discuss this over a nice steak dinner?

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39 Responses to Can’t we discuss this over a nice steak dinner?

  1. The Rat Fink says:

    First time I’ve ever heard of raping an animal before you kill and eat it! These people are truly sick, twisted and insane!

  2. Dav says:

    I wish some of my relatives were vegans…

  3. kevinH says:

    Yeah, please give me an ultimatum…that ought to work…or maybe a big plate of bacon wrapped bacon and a slab of barely medium beef.

  4. Carolina Gal says:

    Don’t worry, they’ll all come back with their hands out when they run out of money. Or, worry, because they will come back.

  5. SgtBob says:

    And for vegans who work with meat eaters, quit your job.

  6. Jeff in El Dorado says:
  7. Paulo says:

    Good comments, all. My ex turned vegetarian (almost vegan) :-) It ruined every barbecue and family dinner. Every freaking event. Ex. That word has a nice ring to it. My present wife of 20+ years likes a good steak, pork chop, and bacon…as well as makes a good salad. She also likes to camp, garden, and helps out around the place….Always. Add in smart and good looking and I guess I won the marriage jackpot.

  8. Bobo the Hobo says:

    I presume the same goes for Democrat “pro choice” individuals

  9. H says:

    I bet that comes as a yuge relief to the non-vegans in this person’s life.

  10. Skipperdaddy says:

    I love my steak medium rape.

    • MadMarlin says:

      Lmao, all I can see in my head is the cook and waiter taking turns humping your steak, throwing it on a plate and bringing it to you.

  11. Elmo says:

    They are so full of themselves that they automatically assume other people want to be around them. Which only exemplifies their cluelessness.

  12. Bill Chunko says:

    Sounds like a cult to me.

  13. Joe Blow says:

    Aaaaaand a good riddance to you too, fruitcake!

  14. Glenn Leger says:


  15. DCE says:

    I’ve dealt with more than a few vegans in my time. Of those I have, only two were vegan because they had health issues that made being non-vegan very difficult and physically uncomfortable for them. (On more than one occasion I heard them lament that they couldn’t partake in a nice juicy steak, but doing so would cause them all kinds of problems.)

    Most of the others were self-righteous a**holes with very condescending attitudes who looked down on and constant preached to their non-vegan friends/relatives. Most ended up losing many of those friends and were not welcome at a lot of family gatherings. I guess you could say their punishment fit their crime!

  16. ChuckN says:

    I fully support this. Now we just need those stupid cross-fitters to follow suit.

  17. CC says:

    Worse than the JW’s…

  18. RocketmanKarl says:

    I assume that by “rape” the vegan idiot is referring to the way that beef cattle are often bred: artificial insemination (AI).
    I’m a rancher, and I can tell you that AI is about the most pleasant breeding most animals could hope for. A “natural” breeding is a lot more rapey-looking than I’d like to admit, and makes all this “rape-culture” nonsense a total load of bs (see what I did there?)
    In chickens, the rooster doesn’t woo the hen or ask permission, he chaser her around the yard till he catches her, grabs the feathers on the back of her head in his beak, and climbs on her back. If you have more than one rooster, as soon as the first one finishes, the next one will climb on her. You can tell when you have too many roosters, because the hens will lose the feathers on the back of their heads and on their backs. Fucked featherless…
    While a goat in heat will be attracted to a billygoat, his idea of wooing involves grunting, snorting, and tongue-waggling that puts a wolf-whistling construction-worker to shame. Oh, and don’t forget the solo water-sports. That’s right, billygoats pee on their own faces to make them irresistible to the ladies. The actual act takes about three seconds. I’m reasonably sure she never feels a thing.
    I’m not even going to talk about pigs. Go ask a pig farmer. You will be amazed, bewildered, and a little humbled. After we witnessed ours mating, all I could say to the wife was “Honey, I’ve got him beat on size, but mine can’t do that.”
    To sum up, there is nothing more “rapey” than natural breeding among animals. This vegan idiot has about as much understanding as that PETA moron standing in front of the milk case at the market with a picture of a cow that says “I want to live” (as if you kill the cow to get the milk). Here’s a hint: before you virtue-signal, have a clue. It’s really hard to take you seriously when you sound like an idiot.

    • Andy says:

      Karl,I work at a wholesale meat market and a while back had some vegans come and protest and one of the things they were saying is that milk cows have to be kept constantly pregnant for them to produce milk,but as I understand it once the cow has given birth to the calf and the calf is weaned onto grass the mother cow will continue to produce milk for as long as she is milked, so what`s the truth?

      • Elmo says:

        “once the cow has given birth to the calf and the calf is weaned onto grass the mother cow will continue to produce milk for as long as she is milked”…

        Yes, this is true. BTW, a dairyman friend of mine had two cows that produced 15 to 20 gallons a day. His cows all had names and were treated very, very well.

      • foodgrower says:

        This is just from my experience and perspective –

        Milk production drops substantially several months after calving. The standard I grew up with was around 300 days. I have read about some operations stretching it out to 400 days but at some point the cow needs/requires a dry period, usually around 60 days duration. Dry periods shorter than 60 days can lead to a reduction in milk output. The same condition can be observed with dry periods longer than 60 days. In my experience I’ve never known of a cow that was milked year in and year out without being let go dry and being bred again.

        Cows are not milked while they are carrying a calf. Further while some heifer calves are kept for replacement purposes and stay on the cow until weaning many others, after getting some clostrum milk are pulled off the cow at a few days of age and sold so the cow can be put into milking rotation sooner.

        There is a huge discussion of the effects of how long to leave the new calf on the cow if it is not being left until weaning and how this time duration affects such things as the mature cow searching for her calf, the weight gain rate of the new calf after removal and several other factors.

        I’m pretty sure I discussed some of this in one of the foodgrowing articles, maybe the one that is about foodgrowing beyond the garden or something like that.



    • tallow pot says:

      Yup, ducks and geese, the same as chickens except they add the attempt at drowning the hen during the act. The drakes and ganders are constantly fighting and the hens and geese are running for their lives. The drakes mean business even if they’re chasing a goose that’s 2 or 3 times their size. The favorite hen is the baldest one.

    • Drew in Michigan says:

      You got me laughing at the pigs (think long corkscrew) about the only animals that get mutual enjoyment is horses I think but I’ve only seen them natural twice but both times I swear the mare had an orgasm or something like that, both seemed very pleased and happy after!

  19. Exile1981 says:

    If every vegan stopped talking to me I’d be happier.

  20. brighteyes says:

    Dear Vegan, I killed this cow and ate it to keep it from eating your food. Yer Welcome.

  21. (((Doc B))) says:

    If they cut out non vegans then who will they announce their morally superior lifestyle to?

  22. Padawan says:

    Why don’t vegans moan during sex? Because they’re afraid to admit a piece of meat makes them happy. XD

    I have no shame. I’m going to hell on a full scholarship.

    • Drew in Michigan says:

      Bwaaaaa ha ha rolmao, I will be there holding the door open for you!

  23. NewVegasBadger says:

    Take your religion of veganism and go fuck yourself. I am NOT going to give up eating meat, just so some vegan can engage in emotional masturbating with the delusion that being a vegan makes he, she or it a superior and more virtuous human being. The ONLY thing a vegan is good for is live fire target practice.

Play nice.