What you paid and what it’s worth are two different things

I wouldn’t pay that much for a car even if it gave on-demand blowjobs.

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9 Responses to What you paid and what it’s worth are two different things

  1. ZombieDawg says:

    Just like Alexandria Cortez – stupid is as stupid does…

  2. 1911A1 says:

    The key word is WAS…

  3. crazyeighter says:

    Bond Jamesbond is gonna be pissed.

  4. nonncom says:

    On demand blow jobs you say?….hmmmm…

  5. Rmb says:

    Yeah, WAS. That’s a vintage Aston Martin

  6. TRose says:

    I can fix this with a little JB weld and some bondo.

  7. Larry says:

    If you had the “fuck it, I want it” money to buy that car, you’d have sweet young things lining up to give you blow jobs on demand while cruising.

  8. bradoplata says:

    My dad is a tv repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools, i can fix it.

  9. Al_in_Ottawa says:

    There’s a cottage industry in England that can rebuild it, the originals were hand built from aluminium sheet, so you just need an English wheel, a buck and a lot of skill and patience. You can even return it to Aston Martin for a rebuild. If you have a vintage post-war Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar or Ferrari it can be rebuilt to original spec by the factory. If you have a pre-war Mercedes it’s a lot harder since the original drawings and tooling were destroyed in WWII.

    https://www.mercedes-benz.com/en/mercedes-benz/classic/history/mercedes-classic-center-fellbach/

    https://www.landrover.ca/en/explore-land-rover/reborn.html

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