That’ll teach Facebook to fuck with me

A slew of Facebook-owned sites are experiencing a worldwide outage, leaving thousands of users unable to connect.

Facebook, Messenger, and Instagram have all been having issues since around noon (ET), in some cases resulting in a ‘total blackout.’

The three apps crashed primarily in major urban areas across the United States and Europe, along with parts of South America.

This entry was posted in FB. Bookmark the permalink.

18 Responses to That’ll teach Facebook to fuck with me

  1. tom hull says:

    Also New Zealand

  2. Nemo says:

    Oh, THE HORROR! Facefuck is down, Down DOWN. All the little snowflakes are going to melt. Imagine, maybe REAL WORK will get done today.

    Why anyone STILL has any kind of “social media” account, after all of the revelations about them selling personal data, is beyond me. As for me, never had one and never will. No “smart phone” either.

    • Daniel K Day says:

      My daughters use it in place of sending dozens of emails to different people.

  3. 15Fixer says:

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Yahoooooooiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!! (fist pump, victory dance, boogie down)

  4. samoore says:

    Sill fucked up 1:30 PM PDT.

    Maybe you got them so confused they put themselves in FB Jail.

  5. mdfuller56 says:

    Way to show em Ken!

  6. strnj1 says:


    Dissenter, Gab’s new browser extension that creates a comment section on every URL, got a major upgrade today. We’ve added a “Dissent This” button to every tweet, every Reddit post, and every YouTube video. This button is added on top of the sites themselves, so you can use Dissenter as you are browsing Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube.

    Leave replies on tweets without fear of getting banned for saying “learn to code.”
    Comment on YouTube videos that have disabled comment sections.
    Reply to Reddit threads without the mods banning you or deleting your reply.

    Dissenter has taken the internet by storm since it launched two weeks ago. It is already a top 10,000 website in the United States and over 30,000 people are joining every week. Dissenter makes the internet fun again and puts the power back in the hands of The People, not a handful of tech giants in Silicon Valley who want to police online speech.

    Login to Dissenter with your Gab account and see what everyone is talking about.

    You can install the Google Chrome/Brave extension with one click here. You can install the Firefox extension with one click here. You can learn how to install the extension for other browsers here.

    Thanks, and remember to speak freely.

    Now, when they create one for Facebook the fun begins…

    …until then you can enter a url from a facebook page, log in, and you can talk sh*t with other Gab
    members about the post and Facebook doesn’t even see it…

    • Padawan says:

      I cannot stress enough how much I second Gab and Dissenter. Warhorse too.

      • warhorse says:

        I love dissenter. there are sites that have blocked me or shut off comments before I could reply to some asshole…now with dissenter, that’s not a problem.

        and you can use dissenter on anything..any website..a real game-changer for the internet.

  7. livin to ride says:

    don’t know if anyone here follows the Q stuff – but here ya go .

    6 Mar 2019 – 10:38:12 PM
    Define ‘Lifelog’ [DARPA].
    “an ontology-based (sub)system that captures, stores, and makes accessible the flow of one person’s experience in and interactions with the world in order to support a broad spectrum of associates/assistants and other system capabilities”. The objective of the LifeLog concept was “to be able to trace the ‘threads’ of an individual’s life in terms of events, states, and relationships”, and it has the ability to “take in all of a subject’s experience, from phone numbers dialed and e-mail messages viewed to every breath taken, step made and place gone”.
    Define ‘FB’.
    The Facebook service can be accessed from devices with Internet connectivity, such as personal computers, tablets and smartphones. After registering, users can create a customized profile revealing information about themselves. Users can post text, photos and multimedia of their own devising and share it with other users as “friends”. Users can use various embedded apps, and receive notifications of their friends’ activities. Users may join common-interest groups.
    Compare & Contrast.
    DARPA senior employees > FB?
    FB FOUNDED FEB 4, 2004.
    DARPA = FB

    Facebook is Owned & Operated by the CIA
    6 Mar 2019 – 10:58:23 PM
    Logical thinking.
    Did DARPA complete build/code (tax-payer funded) ‘LifeLog’ program?
    After completion, was there fear the public wouldn’t accept the adoption if known it was DoD/C_A backed?
    Do you believe people would join a platform knowing it was under the control of the C_A and FED GOV?
    How do you lure the masses into entering all their personal info and private messages (i.e. their LIFE LOG) onto a new platform?
    Do you make it cool?
    How did FB ‘supposedly’ start and launch?
    Ivy league only?
    Develop a trend and/or following?
    How do you keep the project running w/o ‘public’ taxpayer funds? [DoD reported LifeLog was TERMINATED to Congress/Senate OS]
    Define ‘Black Budget’.
    Did HWOOD push?
    Do people follow the ‘stars’?
    Competitors systematically attacked (myspace) to prevent comp?
    The More You Know.

    Facebook, Instagram Go down Around the World in an Apparent Outage (After Q’s Lifelog/FB Drops)
    13 Mar 2019 – 2:07:54 PM
    How much more obvious can any of this be?
    Think LifeLog dump.

    • JAG says:

      Hard scrub by C_A and Goog for storage @ Denver International.
      Too late, NSA has it all. Snow white (Sat Comms sys used by Cabal) shut down and 7 dwarfs (NSA Super computers in UT) have it all.

      College scandal just the start of info coming out. Public must be conditioned to handle the enormity of the scam imposed on them. Cancer cures suppressed? How many people would be pissed off if their loved ones died of Cancer and a cure has been found previously. Think about those implications.

      Check (chess) on Cabal.

      Bombs are good, Tactical nukes are better.

      You heard it here… Do you “Q”?

  8. lil jack says:

    Bet 911 was inundated with millions of calls from Faceboogers having panic attacks.

    • Padawan says:

      One of the special lil snowflakes I work with came into work today in near meltdown mode because can’t get on any of his social media sites.

    • Veeshir says:

      That’s funny cuz you’re right.

  9. hey@luis says:

    It only matters to me in @29 days when Kens ban is up.

  10. Trib says:

    Way to go Ken. Your last FB msg caused the FB lords into a snowflake melt down.

  11. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    Excellent! Looks like the plan is working….

Play nice.