Assault With a Deadly Fart

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7 Responses to Assault With a Deadly Fart

  1. Nemo says:

    I used to share an office with a guy who would sneeze and cough without covering his mouth and/or nose. I bought him a box of kleenex and asked him, politely, to please use them when he felt a sneeze or cough coming on. He refused and proceeded to sneeze and cough to his heart’s content the rest of the day.

    Next day I brought the biggest can of Lysol Spray disinfectant that I could find and placed it on the side of my desk nearest him. It was a really BIG can. First thing he sits down and proceeds to sneeze. I doused him and the air around him with the Lysol, probably using half the can. He gets all irate. I calmly tell him that I was going to continue to spray him with Lysol every time he sneezed or coughed without covering his mouth and nose. Testing me, he sneezed again directly at me. I emptied the can on him. After some bluster from him he chortled about the can running dry until I threw the empty into the trash and opened my desk drawer to reveal 2 spares.

    He never sneezed or coughed again without covering up.

  2. Stretch says:

    Kiwis are Rednecks too!

  3. brighteyes says:

    Ya know they have all these Feminine deodorant sprays, FDS, Secret, Vagisil etc. They finally came out with one for Men. It’s called Umpire. It’s fer foul balls.

  4. Miles Long says:

    All the more reason pull the blankets over her head after letting it rip.

  5. anonymous says:

    Glen Filthie had a great term for that – FART RAPE. I gotta give him props – that term is just so right on the money.

Play nice.