Assault With a Deadly Fart

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7 Responses to Assault With a Deadly Fart

  1. Nemo says:

    I used to share an office with a guy who would sneeze and cough without covering his mouth and/or nose. I bought him a box of kleenex and asked him, politely, to please use them when he felt a sneeze or cough coming on. He refused and proceeded to sneeze and cough to his heart’s content the rest of the day.

    Next day I brought the biggest can of Lysol Spray disinfectant that I could find and placed it on the side of my desk nearest him. It was a really BIG can. First thing he sits down and proceeds to sneeze. I doused him and the air around him with the Lysol, probably using half the can. He gets all irate. I calmly tell him that I was going to continue to spray him with Lysol every time he sneezed or coughed without covering his mouth and nose. Testing me, he sneezed again directly at me. I emptied the can on him. After some bluster from him he chortled about the can running dry until I threw the empty into the trash and opened my desk drawer to reveal 2 spares.

    He never sneezed or coughed again without covering up.

  2. Stretch says:

    Kiwis are Rednecks too!

  3. brighteyes says:

    Ya know they have all these Feminine deodorant sprays, FDS, Secret, Vagisil etc. They finally came out with one for Men. It’s called Umpire. It’s fer foul balls.

    • Butch says:

      Batta Boom – Batta Bing

      This one is getting used now. We all “got” it. Twice

  4. Miles Long says:

    All the more reason pull the blankets over her head after letting it rip.

  5. anonymous says:

    Glen Filthie had a great term for that – FART RAPE. I gotta give him props – that term is just so right on the money.

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