I’m suspended off Facebook again.
I don’t know what the deal is, but it’s getting harder and harder for some reason. Maybe it’s because I’m tightening my parameters, but the first couple times I’d come back from suspension, I’d be suspended again within 24 hours. Last time it took 5 days, and this time around it was just under 72 hours.
I mean, there’s surefire methods like posting nudes and text with remarks about islam, but those are too easy so I’m trying to avoid those subjects. Hell, Matt Bracken can’t even type the words ‘islam’ without getting 30 days off. Gotta make ’em work for it, right?
So this time I was posting racial memes for the most part and guys, with some of that shit folks that don’t know me would think I’d gotten kicked out of the Klan for being too racist. Some of the shit was so bad that I deleted them myself thinking ‘Man, that shit’s a little over the top, even for you’.
My efforts had a residual effect too, I’m proud to say. In one post where I remarked that the FB moderators were slacking, a bunch of my FB friends who are also readers here commented on that post with memes to help me out. Billy caught a 7 day suspension with one of his meme comments. Go, Billy.
So with all that shit that I posted, what got me suspended?
It wasn’t this one:
And it wasn’t this one:
Nor this one:
This one neither:
And not this one although I thought it was a winner for sure:
Even Tyrone Deere didn’t get me suspended:
So which one was the winner? Would you believe it was this one?
Yup, that’s the one. Took me completely by surprise. Fuckers have no sense of humor at all.